Translations of California Euphemisms

[Flintenweib]

Translations of California Euphemisms.

CALIFORNIA --- Texas

Arsenal of Weapons - Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands - Swamp

Undocumented Worker - Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials - Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery - Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed - Well-protected

Narrow-minded - Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share - Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control - Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives - Fireworks or Stump Removal

Equal Access to Opportunity - Socialism

Multicultural Community - High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Progress - Marxism

Upper Class or "The Rich " - Self-Employed

Progressive, Change - Big Government Scheme

Homeless or Disadvantaged - Bums or Welfare Leeches

Sniper Rifle - Scoped Deer Rifle

Investment For the Future - Higher Taxes

Healthcare Reform - Socialized Medicine

Victim or Oppressed - Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine - Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot - Church-going

Reintroduced Wolves - Sheep and Elk Killers

Fair Trade Coffee - Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich " - Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby - NRA Members

Assault Weapon - Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

Fiscal Stimulus - New Taxes and Higher Taxes

Same Sex Marriage - Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting - Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

ACCEPTED FACTS -- "HORSESHIT

[JuergenG]

Nice, whereas California is easily interchangeable with New York, New Jersey and Massachusetts

[Akula]

"Narrow-minded - Righteous" und "Same Sex Marriage - Legalized Perversion"

beißen sich aber schon ein wenig, oder?

[Fyodor]

This dictionary applies to European countries as well...

[Thomas St.]

Which european country do you think is equal to Texas?

[Sindbad]

Swiss.

[EJER Fuchs]

Swiss.

And even there, the grasp of individuality and autonomy is eroding.

Note the referendum on whether they would even retain the policy of keeping their issued arms at home. The feel-goody one-worlders apparently have no grasp of "response time" or the true meaning purpose of the

militia.