Jokes

[Balu der Bär]

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren"; and “poof”, she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna and “poof”, she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says "
No sister, the paper says it was the '
Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.

[rwlturtle]

Not all heroes wear capes

 

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[Domenicus]

Am 18.9.2024 um 22:49 schrieb rwlturtle:

When  you order your calendars on wish.

 

Btw, did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

Bearbeitet 20. September von Domenicus

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Bubba goes to the beach and sees all the girls flirting with his buddy.

 

"What's your secret?" he asks.

 

"I put a potato in my swim trunks."

 

A week later Bubba's at the beach and sees his buddy again. "Hey, your tip is bogus. Girls won't talk to me at all now!"

 

"Next time put the potato in the front."

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[waldschrat]

Dont know where to put, but:

 

Wish y‘all a wonderful Halloween!!

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Kind regards from Atlanta!