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für die Freunde des schwarzen Humors

Das da ist schwarzer Humor:

MY WORST NIGHTMARE (or "things could be worse")

In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the

ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!

Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license

photo and it was that same color. Black.

I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.

But it's a wheelchair!!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!

I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and

Jewish and disabled.'

'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.

I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.

Just what I needed!!!

I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend..

Oh, my God..... black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict,

and HIV-positive!!!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, noooooo...I'm bald!!!

The telephone rings.

It's my brother.

He is saying, 'Since mom and dad died the only thing yo u do is hang out, take

drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of

crap... Any job.'

Mom?...

Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish,

disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan.

But he doesn't get it.

Frustrated, I hang up.

It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!

With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.

I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker?

Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug

addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand,

and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heart throb, have you decided what you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama.

Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug addicted, Jewish

homosexual on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed,

lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please, oh dear God, please

don't tell me I'm a Democrat too!

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Entschuldige aber das Thema heißt ->"Deutschland verbietet sich selbst"

demnach ist das die falsche Sprache und das falsche Forum!

Hin und wieder ein Wort aus dem Englischen Sprachgebrauch ist ja ganz O.K.

aber solche Beiträge führen dazu, die deutsche Sprache binnen weniger Jahre verkümmern zu lassen.

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