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Thrumpton Castle, a cold november evening, 7:00 p.m.

Lord Byron, the 7^th Duke of Hollingworth, is sitting near  the fire place reading a book.

His butler James stands at the sideboard polishing some silver plates.

“James?”

“Sir?”

“What temperature do we actually have in the living room?”

James turns around and looks at the thermometer on the wall.

“Nineteen degrees, Sir.”

“Thank You, James.”

A few minutes later:

“James?”

“Sir?”

“What temperature is it outside in the garden?”

James walks to the window to have a look at the outdoor thermometer.

“One degree, Sir.”

“James?”

“Sir?”

“Please open the window and let this lonesome degree come in.”

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[Gast]

You might be a Muslim if:

 

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

 

3. You have more wives than teeth.

 

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

 

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

 

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

 

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

 

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

 

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

 

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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You made my Day..................

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