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  1. A Medal for Horatius By Colonel W C Hall, printed in the British Army Journal January 1953 Rome, II Calends Aprilius CCCLX SUBJECT: Recommendation for Senate Medal of Honor TO: Department of War, Republic of Rome I. Recommend Caius Horatius, Centurio, I Legion, V Cohors, for the Senate Medal of Honor. II. Centurio Horatius has served XVI years, all honorable. III. On the II day of March, during the attack on the city by Lars Porsena of Clusium and his Tuscan Army of CMX men, Centurio Horatius, with Decurio Sporius Laritus and Hastatus Julius Herminius, held the entire Tuscan army at the far end of the bridge, until the structure could be destroyed, thereby saving the city. IV. Centurio Horatius did valiantly fight and kill one Primus Pilus Picus of Clausium in individual combat. V. The exemplary courage and the outstanding leadership of Centurio Horatius are in the highest tradition of the Roman Army. JULIUS ANTINOUS Legatus Legionis Officer Commanding Legio I Iulia Alpina ----------- Department of War, G-I Nones Aprilius CCCLX TO: G-III For comment. G.C. ----------- Department of War, G-III Calends Maius CCCLLX TO: G-II I. For comment and forwarding. II. Change end of paragraph III from "saving the city" to "lessened the effectiveness of the enemy attack." The Roman Army was well dispersed tactically; the reserve has not been committed. The phrase as written might be construed to cast aspersions on our fine army. III. Change paragraph V from "outstanding leadership" to read "commendable initiative." Centurio Horatius's command was II men, only I/IV of a squad. J.D. ----------- Department of War, G-III Ides Junius CCCLX TO: G-I I. Omit strength of Tuscan forces in paragraph III. This information is classified. II. A report evaluated as B-II states that the officer was a Centurio Picus of Tifernum. Recommend change to "an officer of the enemy forces." J.H. ----------- Department of War, G-I Ides, Januarius CCCLXI TO: Judge Advocat General I. Full name is Caius Claudius Horatius. II. Change service from XVI to XV years. One year in Romulus Chapter BPOE, has been given credit for military service in error. E.J. ----------- Judge Advocat General II Martius CCCLXI TO: G-1 I. The Porsena raid was not during wartime; the temple of Janus was closed. II. The action against the Porsena raid, ipso facto, was a police action. III. The Senate Medal of Honor cannot be awarded in peacetime (AB/CVIII-XXV, paragraph XII, C). IV. Suggest consideration for Soldier's Medal. P.B. ----------- Department of War, Commander G-1 Calends Aprilius CCCLXI TO: G-I Concur in paragraph IV L.J. ----------- Department of War, G-I Nones Maius CCCLXI TO: Legio I Iulia Alpina, S-1 Soldier's medal is given for saving lives; suggest star of bronze as appropriate. E.J. ----------- Legio I Iulia Alpina, S-1 Calends Junius CCCLXI TO: Judge Advocat General >For opinion. G.C. ----------- Judge Advocat General Calends September CCCLXI TO: Legio I Iulia Alpina, S-1 I. XVIII months have elapsed since event described in basic letter. Star of bronze cannot be awarded after XV months have elapsed. II. Officer is eligible for Papyrus Scroll with Metal Pendant. P.B. ----------- Legio I Iulia Alpina, S-1 Calends October CCCLXI TO: Department of War, G-I For draft of citation for Papyrus Scroll with Metal Pendant. P.B. ----------- Department of War, G-I Nones October CCCLXI TO: G-III I. Do not concur. II. Our currently fine relations with Tuscany would suffer and current delicate negotiations might be jeopardized if publicity were given to Centurio Horatius' actions at this time. T.J. ----------- Department of War, G-III VI November CCCLXI TO: G-I A report rated D-IV, partially verified, states that Lars Porsena is very sensitive about the Horatius affair. E.T. ----------- Department of War, G-I X November CCCLXI TO: Legio I Iulia Alpina, Officer Commanding I. In view of information contained in preceding XI and XIII the endorsements, you will prepare immediate orders of Centurio C. C. Horatius to one of our overseas stations (most remote -- Caledonia ? ). II. His attention will be directed to paragraph XII, POM, which prohibits interviews or conversations with newsmen prior to arrival at final destination. L.T. ----------- Rome Calends Aprilius CCCLXII SUBJECT: Survey, Report of, Department of War TO: Centurio Caius Caius Horatius, Legio I Iulia Alpina, V Cohors, APO XIX, C/O Postmaster, Rome. I. Your statements concerning the loss of your shield and sword in the Tiber River of III March CCCLX have been carefully considered. II. It is admitted that you were briefly in action against certain unfriendly elements on that day. However, Decurio Sporius Laritus and Hastatus Julius Herminius were in the same action and did not lose any government property. III. The Finance Officer has been directed to reduce your next pay by II-I/IV talents (I-III/IV talents cost on each sword, officers; III/IV talent cost of one each shield, M-II). IV. You are enjoined and admonished to pay strict attention to conservation of government funds and property. The budget must be balanced next year. H. MARCUS AURELIUS Beneficiarius Procuratio servitium Department of War
  2. Von sich aus macht die Behörde gar nichts. Stammdatenblatt musst Du anfordern (am besten per Email) - bei mir kam die Antwort innerhalb von 2 Arbeitstagen. Grüße
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  4. The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru
  5. Einfach dort nachfragen: http://berlin.mae.ro/ Grüße
  6. Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie doll in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
  7. Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: " A B C D E F G H I J K ." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about I J K?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
  8. How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? QUESTION:You’re a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you What do you do? ANSWERS: Australian Police Officer: Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights. 1) Does the man look poor and/or oppressed? 2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law? 3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger? 4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? 5) Am I dressed provocatively? 6) Could I run away? 7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand? 8 ) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings? 9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society? 10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? 11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me? 12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? 13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? Australian Police Officer: BANG ! American Police Officer: BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! 'Click'...Reload... BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! Glasgow Police Officer: "Haw, Jimmie....! Drop the wee knifie reet this minute noo, unless ye want it stuck up yer arse!"
  9. Shortly after President Bush took office, an old veteran approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine looked at the vet and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old vet said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same vet approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine again told the vet, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The vet thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same vet approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the vet and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row that you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton and I've already told you that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old vet looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir!"
  10. A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
  11. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.
  12. John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding... John: "Is there a problem officer?" Cop: "You exceeded 80 in 55 zone. May I see your license?" John: "Ahhhh, why don't I spare you the trouble, officer? I don't have a license, so I shouldn't be driving this car that I jacked from this dude I just killed. The gun I used is right here in the glove box and his body is in that trunk" Cop: "Holy shit!" The cop contacts his PD and in moments there are more cops everywhere. The chief of police steps up. Chief: "Sir, may I see your license?" John: "Sure" - John had his license. Chief: "May I see the vehicle's owner registration?" John: "Sure" - It was his car. Chief: "Could you open your glove box?" John: "Sure" - There were no weapon... Chief: "Could you pop open your trunk?" John: "Be my guest" - There were no bodies in the trunk. Chief: "Sorry to put you through this, but the officer who called me said you were driving without a license, you had stolen the car, you had a gun in the glove box, and the owner's dead body in the trunk" John: "Yeah, I bet that lying son of a bitch also told you that I was speeding..."
  13. Aber sind gem Anlage 2 Abschnitt 2 Unterabschnitt 2 Nr. 1.8 Armbrüste nicht wieder von der WBK-Pflicht ausgenommen?
  14. Hi, 

    du trittst den falschen Hund.?


    Ich habe die Ausschreibung nicht erstellt, sondern lediglich das übermittelte PDF auf meiner Seite veröffentlicht.


    Ich habe das Dokument auf der Web-Seite korrigiert, und der ewige Meckerer (honni soit qui mal y pense) hat sich je bisher noch nicht angemeldet?.




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