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And what happens if i run out of children?

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo.

One's really heavy, the other's a little lighter.

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Are owls smarter than chickens?

Well....you've never heard of Kentucky Fried owl have you?

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Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One Reason Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

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#11 - Guns costs less than women. Even the expensive ones.

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Did you know? Die United States have 51 states. But most parts of the world knows only gas, liquid and solid.

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My wife left me because I f****d the young, blonde immigrant on the Checkout Counter at Walmart.

It was her own fault - the last item on that shopping list she gave to me, clearly said: "Nail Polish".

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