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They spin, those Amis. 

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/from-the-eagles-nest-to-ohio-the-story-of-mrs-hitlers-silk-underwear.html?safari=1&Exc_TM_LessThanPoint001_p1=1

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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear John,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
John.

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Es lohnt sich, den ganzen tweet zu lesen

Bearbeitet 15. Juni 2023 von SAPR

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[Mick Jaeger]

All the world's finest poets, writers, bards and linguists were gathered in a competition to determine the best among them. After a week of competing, the finalists left standing were a rabbi and an Australian shepherd. Their final task was to improvise a rhyme containing the word 'Timbuktu'.

The rabbi begins and comes up with: "I've been a rabbi all my life/ Had no children, had no wife/ I read the bible through and through/ On my way to Timbuktu."

Much cheering and excitement from the jury and the audience. Everyone is at the edge of their seat, awaiting the opponent's rhyme with eager anticipation.

The shepherd begins nonchalantly: "When Tim and I to Melbourne went, we met three Ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two."

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Bearbeitet 21. Juni 2023 von mwe

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