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vor 33 Minuten schrieb rwlturtle:

one for the dentists, like @Iggy:



Sorry, I originally did'nt mention that the posting I was answering is in the english forum - so I changed my answer from german to english.


O.K., again I have to disappoint you. :chrisgrinst:

Today we don't pull as many teeth as in former days - MUCH LESS.

Irrespective of that, according to my official statistics of my quarterly settlement, per 100 patients I only pull half as much teeth compared with the average of bavarian dentists. :headbang:


And now some learning for life:

On the other hand tooth extractions will increase again, 'cause things like "we'll try to keep the tooth for at least 2 or 3 years" nowadays are increasingly impossible due to liability issues.

The health insurances also call something like that "uneconomic".

So in the end the patient looses.



Greetings :hi2:




Edited by Iggy

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