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A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby.

He put his hands together between his legs. Fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.

She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor.

Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put her hands inside. She massaged him tenderly for a few minutes & asked: "How does it feel?" He replied: "Feels great but I still think my thumb is broken"

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A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long. She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.

Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,
"Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee," she answered.

"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.

He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

„Nurse,“‚ he mumbles from behind the mask, „are my testicles black?“ Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, „I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.“ He struggles to ask again, „Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?“

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, „There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.“

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, „Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are – my – test – results – back?“

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